Jakes fancy frankenstien

This is Jakes fancy Frankenstein, his purple suit shows he means business but can still have a good time, and his alligator skin suitcase proves he has style. Why is it handcuffed to his hand you may ask, is it because he has lost so many of them in the past due to being irresponsible or are there detonation codes for ww3 missiles? The world may never know